Summary
When it comes to laptops,
Dimitri
Medvedev doesn't exactly go for portability. The Russian president
favors the Tandberg Tactical MXP, a beefy monster that boasts over
thirteen types of embedded encryption, and is mainly used for
videoconferencing over an ISDN line. Roughly translated, said line has
built-in miniature Russian nano ninja bots that are trained in
mano-a-mano combat against cyber attacks and nosy buggers, so that the
leader of the Slightly-Freer-Than-It-Used-To-Be* World can enjoy
Chat
Roulette in the privacy of his own bunker.